Hi there fellow people of Earth. For the last 4 years, I have been working on a new album of music to release under the now 22 year musical project that I’ve been leading called Abigail Foster’s Photosynthesis Machine. These ten songs are now ready for you to listen to, and the collection of songs is called HOLY CRAP. I am very proud of this album and sharing it with you here today really makes me happy. I do hope you enjoy this.

I started working on HOLY CRAP back in 2022. Every morning, I’d wake up, make breakfast for me and my kids, do our homeschooling routine, and then in the afternoon head into my home recording studio for an hour or two to try and write/record whatever was in my heart at the time. Songs just started collecting and they were neat-o. It was a lot of fun! I wanted to have fun with music and to try to really sound like the version of Justin William Hoenke that exists right now. I think I did that with HOLY CRAP, and I hope you smile and dance and have fun when you listen to these ten songs.

SOME FUN AND CUTE FACTS ABOUT THE ALBUM!

• THE COLOR OF THE ALBUM IS PINK
• THE ALBUM IS A GEMINI
• FAVE FOODS INCLUDE: FRENCH FRIES, BREAKFAST BURRITOS, OATMILK LATTES
• EVERY 7 YEARS WE SHED ALL OF OUR SKIN
• METRONOMES WERE USED TO HELP SOLIDIFY THE BEAT
• I LOVE YOU!

IF YOU WANNA, AND YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BECAUSE YOU’RE A SAUCY LITTLE MINX, YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO STREAM THE FIRST SINGLE ^{“LET’S PRETEND THAT WE’RE SNAKES”} RIGHT ABOUT NOW:

DON’T WORRY: this album is coming out on streaming services too. STAY TUNED clicky clacky here now please

ARRIVES ON EARTH JULY 24 2026.

FOR NOW! Enjoy the first single LET’S PRETEND THAT WE’RE SNAKES along with the non album b-side HI THERE GREAT SOUP.

APPLE MUSIC. AMAZON MUSIC. TIDAL.